Well, I was born and grew up in Basra, Iraq in the middle of the desert. I grew up into a family of undercover secret agents trying to take down Saddam Hussein. I personally tortured the only chick in the Ba'ath party and left her for dead with only a camel and some dates as company. Eventually I was the mastermind behind the capture of Saddam Hussein which involved me, a compass and two hound dogs wearing turbans.
I am currently living in London after fleeing from the remaining members of the Ba'ath party who (for some reason) want me dead. I live a some what normal life, I go out, I study, I read fiction and write articles. Being a Politics student, I've been known to start random debates with random people at random places. I used to love smoking shisha (hookah pipe) with friends in London town until the smoking ban which has left us resorting to bars and pubs with an absence of the nice aroma of shisha smoke. I like kebabs, men wearing turbans, violence and killing in the name of God. I think that's about it!