Have you ever noticed that Russian women who have ‘Kova’ in the last name tend to be quite attractive, but not the greatest at tennis. I’m purely basing this off observations of Anna Kornikova, which is pretty much all the proof I need for this thesis to be true.
It’s at this point that Right-winged women who cluck to much say I’m being a hypocrite or some such, and they are probably not right. They think Ann Romney is an every woman.
But what I do have today is observational science. The subject today has the last name Hlavackova and she is an absolutely stunning woman from Russia. She also plays tennis and routinely
loses to gets demolished by women like Serena Williams, which actually happened two hours ago as of report. If anyone can find proof to the contrary of my theory, please feel free to present it.
Otherwise, I’m going to assume my scientific method is quite sound here and really defy anyone to make a statement to the contrary.
Here, Hlavackova demonstrates poor form in an amateur match. Her toned legs and body are not fully committed to her underhand technique, which will leave her coming up short and outmatched within three volleys. How can being so wrong look so right? Simply, it’s the fact that Russian tennis players named Kova have been doing this for over a decade.
Hlavackova routinely mishits balls, as we see here. Due to having the striking form of an amateur, Kova just tends to top balls and leave them coming up short instead of deep shots into the opponent.
Again, we see a poor follow-through technique. The finger positioning on the raquet is just not relaxed enough, forcing Hlavackova to tense her legs as she overcompensates.