New Ultra-HD 4k TV released by Sony delivers picture so stunning in clarity, that it can captivate the brain and allow blatant lies to brainwash the viewer say researchers at Boffins.
During the entire course of the Republican National Convention, it was next to impossible to understand why middle class, the elderly, black people and women were standing in support of anything Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan had to say. All over the nation, people tuned in to nod their head in agreement with men who think that women can be legitimately raped and that the people who built modern America, our grandparents, don’t really deserve to have quality health in their final years.
When television shows like The Jersey Shore and Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Badger are dominate players on the primetime television circuit, it may be easy to think that okay, America is dumbed down now and so therefore our choices in leader may reflect that reality.
But if we are to think that, we must realize that we are a country who can still land a rover on Mars, has relative peace in our day to day lives, will abide by the electoral process and can manage to program new apps on our iPhones. Our braincells are not completely devoid. So really, what is it? Are the majority of Americans, at least people who vote for the current lot of Fox-News endorsed Republicans, very gullible? Do they just hate having a black president so much, that they will vote Romney/Paul in no matter how many lies they tell in their first big speech to America?
If a Roseanne Barr looking, financially strapped housewife thinks that her sitcome of a life compares to Ann Romney, a woman who got married and immediately moved into this home is a ‘common woman who worried about her economic future’ , can really connect to women right now who are worried about their husband who just lost his job, meeting mortgage, providing food and groceries, balancing a career with kids in college who need books, tuition, healthcare and the rest of the family, there is definitely a major disconnect with reality. The fact that Ann Romney could even claim her station in life is the same as the majority of female voters in this country is reprehensible. The fact that people did not chase her off the stage with tar and feathers, when even British aristocracy would have called BS on it, is more proof of the scientific claim by Boffins.
Researchers at Boffins claim to have an answer for all of this: television brainwashing. Sony recently released an Ultra-HD 4k tv, whose resolution is apparently so baffling that it enters the brain into a trance. Considering how wide-eyed and drug-induced jovial everyone at the RNC appeared to be, this theory is very plausible.
It’s stated that the RNC shipped in these television sets to Tampa Bay, knowing full well the disputed science behind the televisions and their tendency to mesmerize the mind. Researchers worry that the televisions are designed purposefully to make consumers more compliant to suggestive commercials. With this television, the McDonald’s ad may make you hungrier. Snickers, why should you really wait? And Fox News, why would you allow Obama to be in office one more day, when there is a bona-fide, bread and butter, traditional Christian Republican with warped views who wants to take office.
Why else would everyone at the Convention truly sit through all of Paul Ryan’s lies, Ann Romney’s disrespecting American women by claiming her billionaire existance compares to theirs. What old people would really vote in people who would rather see elderly abuse than quality healthcare? Who likes rapists these days? Daniel Tosh is still getting the cold shoulder from the furrow-browed coalition of Republican women who gripe about everything.
The research is still burgeoning, but I’m really hoping that we see more reports of the Sony Ultra-HD 4k television causing people to do weird things, otherwise it truly does mean we’re living through the downfall of America and most likely the end of days. Really, can people be so stupid?