Unreal Candy is the biggest thing since Willy Wonka unleashed his gold wrapped chocolates across the world.
While Wonka’s chocolates were cinematically introduced as a means to wealth and sweet tooth satisfaction, Unreal candy may seem unreal to parents and endocrinologists as it strives to be the first truly ‘true’ candy made from all natural ingredients and is generally better for one’s health.
The back story for Unreal candy started in a way to which many can relate. A young man named Nicky scored a large bounty of candy after a hard night’s work trick-or-treating. Nicky was looking forward to diving into his candy bag the next day, to only find his dad had confiscated most of the choice candy (Snickers, Butterfingers, Skittles and Payday, if our experiences are all the same), citing that the candy was just too unhealthy.
Nicky always assumed this ploy was his dad’s lazy way of getting the sweets he wanted to much on while watching the nighttime news, but as he got older he researched and made a dismal discovery: father was right and in general, candy is a lot worse for us than we imagine.
Modern candy is the product of Big Business and if we have learned anything from being burdened with Mitt Romney’s soundbites, it’s that corporations do not care about you, as long as you profit their Board of Directors and CEO. If it means making a profit, they will gladly kill you and dare you to ask for medical assistance should you lose your job and need insurnace because their product.
Nicky found that most modern candy contains dangerous chemicals: preservatives, dyes and imitation flavoring. These are all added to cut costs, making candy beyond cheap to produce. It takes a chocolate company the production of 10,000 packages of a candy bar to cost even 10 cents in production. They then pass these candy bars off to you for $1.00, making a 1,000% profit per candy bar sold.
Unlike other candy, Unreal Candy is made with no-GMOs, no preservatives, no anything like that. Unreal Candy has no artificial ingredients. It is pure, unadulterated goodness and it’s as good as to fresh you can get.