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Nation Would Not Be Surprised if Chris Bown Traveled in Time to Punch Anne Frank
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Not satisfied with beating on Rihanna, Chris Brown now allegedly attacked Frank Ocean for being gay. While the case is being investigated, we wonder if Chris Brown should be taken[...]

Justin Bieber Photographed Outside Hotel in Boxers
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Justin Bieber walked around in his boxers and made headlines. Somewhere Al Bundy is rounding up a group of men to stage a counterprotest.

Coca-cola Flavor Drops Released for Dasani Water
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Isn't there something to be said for a country that will pay $15 for a gallon of water, but will go to war over $3.50 gas prices? Coca-cola pumps out yet another product to convin[...]

Unreal Candy is Unleashed Upon The World
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Unreal Candy is the biggest thing since Willy Wonka unleashed his gold wrapped chocolates across the world. While Wonka's chocolates were cinematically introduced as a means[...]

Hlavackova is Apparently the Russian Word for Sexy Tennis Player Whose Not Actually Very Good
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Have you ever noticed that Russian women who have 'Kova' in the last name tend to be quite attractive, but not the greatest at tennis. I'm purely basing this off observations of [...]

Republican Lawmakers Celebrate Empty Chair Day, Motion to Remove Labor Day from Calendars
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In an ultimate slap in the face to the American worker, Republicans today are posting on their Facebook and Twitter "Happy National Empty Chair Day". Empy Chair Day is a pla[...]

Mitt Romney Family Celebrates Labor Day by Making Fun of 'Poorer People'
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Old Brookevill, New York - Mitt Romney had an early start to his Labor Day celebrations, taking a day from the campaign trail to spend time with his rich friends and family. [...]

Evangelical Christians Believe They "Moved" Tampa Bay Hurricane with 'Prayer Power'
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Brush off your ancient spellbooks, friends. Today evangelical Christians believe that by their psychic communications with God, they were the cause of steering Hurricane Irene fro[...]

Eddie Murphy Died, Dead Actor Rumors Started by Global News
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Famed Hollywood actor Eddie Murphy has once again been reported as dead. The rumors that Eddie Murphy died are simply more product from headline happy media that refuses to resear[...]

Suzanne Barr Picture Reveals Right Wing Conspiracy to Discredit Janet Napolitano, Obama
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Radical Republicans successfully plot to embroil Suzanne Barr in racy, lewd photograph scandal. A Republican hatched scandal is rocking the Immigrations and Customs Enforce[...]

Faithful Flock to Mount Obama in Charlotte
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Faithful members of the Charlotte Atheist Society embrace democracy and freedom by paying homeoage to a new statue built in honor of Barack Obama.

Sony Unleashes Ultra-HD 4k TV to Brainwash Republican Lemmings
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New Ultra-HD 4k TV released by Sony delivers picture so stunning in clarity, that it can captivate the brain and allow blatant lies to brainwash the viewer say researchers at B[...]

Hurricane RNC Leaves Wake of Destruction in Tampa Bay, Paul Ryan Weeps
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Tampa Bay, Florida - As quickly as the hoarde descended, the RNC faithful left Tampa Bay in the throes of ecstasy. After slapping each other on the backside and all agreeing that[...]

Clint Eastwooding, The New Way to Tell If Your Parents are Senile
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Should I Put My Senile Parents in a Nursing Home? This tough question invariably confronts our conscious at some point during our adult lives. When the moment comes to de[...]

Snooki Takes Candid Photo with Family and Friends
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In this internet meme photo, Snooki from the Jersey Shore takes time to chat with her family and friends after an engaging song and dance number. Jerome Silberman's eyes twink[...]

Fresh from around the world

Nation Would Not Be Surprised if Chris Bown Traveled in Time to Punch Anne Frank 5

Justin Bieber Photographed Outside Hotel in Boxers 0

Coca-cola Flavor Drops Released for Dasani Water 25

Unreal Candy is Unleashed Upon The World 8

Hlavackova is Apparently the Russian Word for Sexy Tennis Player Whose Not Actually Very Good 7

Republican Lawmakers Celebrate Empty Chair Day, Motion to Remove Labor Day from Calendars 4

Mitt Romney Family Celebrates Labor Day by Making Fun of 'Poorer People' 5

Evangelical Christians Believe They "Moved" Tampa Bay Hurricane with 'Prayer Power' 3

Eddie Murphy Died, Dead Actor Rumors Started by Global News 3

Suzanne Barr Picture Reveals Right Wing Conspiracy to Discredit Janet Napolitano, Obama 6

Faithful Flock to Mount Obama in Charlotte 1

Sony Unleashes Ultra-HD 4k TV to Brainwash Republican Lemmings 1

Hurricane RNC Leaves Wake of Destruction in Tampa Bay, Paul Ryan Weeps 1

Clint Eastwooding, The New Way to Tell If Your Parents are Senile 2

Snooki Takes Candid Photo with Family and Friends 3