Mtv proved less credible as ever, and Kanye West humiliated some girl. Blame it on the Henne..
I am probably the biggest music fan out of many of the people I know. With this fact I’m also the most critical fan of music. It’s fine that you can write music and be proud of it, but if you lose an award to someone else, shouldn’t you be courteous to the winner by standing up and clapping for them? Well, most would do this, but one person doesn’t. Kanye West doesn’t care about artists. He doesn’t even care if he is in the category at all!
I really had no reason to watch the Video Music Awards last night other than the fact that Muse was playing. Everything else on it aside from Muse and the Michael Jackson tribute was total shit. Kanye was seen on the red carpet with a bottle of Hennessey and a gross as girl who looks likes a reject Bond girl in pageant make up. His hair cut was also about as cool as Vanilla Ice’s back in…whenever the hell that guy was popular, probably around the time of the second live action Ninja Turtle film. We all saw what the cameo did for him.
Is it even right for Mtv to have music video awards anymore anyway? Do they play them in between that show where a bunch of whores sit on a beach and talk, or in that other show where a bunch of whores sit in an office building? I’m not sure who the target market is anymore. The biggest artists on there are nominated for fucking every single award it becomes redundant to watch most of it.
But, most of all I fucking hate Kanye West. I hated him before doing what he did to Taylor Swift, and even back when he came on the stage at the other video award show and did nearly the same fucking thing. The truth is that Kanye West can’t sing, rap, or create original music. He really can’t. In music now a person can steal a classic song, remix it, then sing different shit over it and win an award. This is the essence of Kanye West.
<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2009/" target="_blank">Kanye West Storms The VMA Stage</a>]]>Now, I will admit, Taylor Swift is fucking terrible. She can’t sing, and looks like she is related to Gilbert Gottfried. Constantly squinting at shit and it pisses me off to the point I can’t even look at her without wondering if she is some kind of experiment by Skeletor to kill He-man. That being said, it is complete bullshit that Kanye West went on stage and did what he did. Then he said Beyonce’s video was one of the best ever made. This is the moment where Kanye West went full retard. Her video is just her dancing in skimpy clothes talking about how some guy banged her and didn’t give her a ring or something. Isn’t that the subject of all of her songs? And what the fuck is bootylicious? No one is ready, or wants that jelly.
The crowd reacted understandably by looking at Kanye like he is bat shit crazy. Kanye’s publicist could be seen back stage cutting her wrists because how the fuck can you dig your client out of that mess? Tom Cruise is probably wiping the sweat off his brow thinking, “Shit, I only jumped on a couch, this guy is fucking nuts, right Xenu?” Yes, Tom, he is crazy.
Kanye West even took some of the criticism off of whatever the hell Lady Gaga was wearing the entire show. She went through a bunch of costume changes with one being more embarrassing to her relatives than the one before it. I swear to God, I thought the Power Rangers were going to teleport in and she was going to command putties to go do battle with them.
“Curse those rangers!”What else really went on the show? These celebrities being douche bags, and making American looks like a bunch of uncivil morons is starting to piss me off.
Joe Wilson’s outburst, Kanye’s stealing the mic, Serena Williams climbing the Empire State Building and batting away planes after a big call against her? And all of this Twilight shit on top of it to really make you swerve your car off a bridge. This is all making the boy band craze look somewhat desirable to endure all over again.