We need people.
Willing to go above and beyond themselves for no apparent reason.
Christmas Eve seems an appropriate day for this - being, among many things, the celebration of the return of the Sun. Will YOU be that new light, giving another definition to what ShoutWire is?
In the end, the staff has always been the Microcosm of the root intent of the sight - representing the multifaceted face of the user base. So, put away that gun, those pain killers, open that garage door and turn off the auto - do not let yourself fail at this chance to experience new meaning in your existance.
It is a weighty task, make no mistake, the malevolent demons of common sense and what the fuck shall constantly strive to alter your course through this maelstron of swirling pixels and light - but have no fear you will not be alone - your efforts will bring Hope where there is none and Laughter to the still Office.
If you take on this Title, all the inner workings of this Mighty Edifice shall be laid bare to you - and madness may take you in its arms, but it is within the reason that you shall find new mastery in things beyond understanding, beyond yourself. Serve a purpose with no apparent cause and you serve a intent that will set your limitations free.
If your loins quiver at these words, if your nostrils flare, your eyeballs roll in glamoured light - then send a missive to me DMP and let it be moot.
deadmanspoint@gmail.com