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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.





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davor222, on 2/24/2006 10:26:13 PM
Total Posts: 2, Joined: 2/24/2006
Hitman,
what does being proud of your flag mean? I don't know what you're family has accomplished, but... I sure ain't heard of nothing valuable coming out of Albania. You're proud "Serbia is out of your faces", as long as your "people" are in Serbia, you can believe they won't be out of your faces. By the way, I have never heard anything on CNN about Albania. I've done my research elsewhere, and I think its time that you do yours. Keep in mind, that international borders exist and as long as your "people" keep inhabiting foreign countries and trying to start shit you will not be at peace. Why can't you all please go back to your country within your borders and do whatever it is that you do.

"its hard to accomplish something as a country when we have serbs up our asses" I guarantee no Serbs or anyone else for that matter will go into Albania. As long as you're in other people's countries, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THEY'LL BE UP YOUR ASSES. Who wants your "kind" in their country: NOBODY!

Once again I will ask, what do you have to be proud of: Do your people have a history? What is the history of your country? Please enlighten me because so far you've proved to be nothing but irrational and uneducated. I know the answer and I want you to find that out for yourself. Finally, no offence, but your country IS the least undeveloped and corrupt in all of Europe and as far as I'm concerned it doesn't really belong there.
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Hitman, on 2/24/2006 11:13:54 PM
Total Posts: 31, Joined: 11/12/2005
we are there, so therefore we belong there, so stfu and keep ur gay comments to urself, u good for nothing cocksuker. u wouldnt understand what being proud means, ur serb the only thing use r proud of is raping and how far a pencil can go down ur dick, along with how many people use can kill.

"Please enlighten me because so far you've proved to be nothing but irrational and uneducated"
the only thing u were taught in school is, how to be the greatest cocksuker, and how to make serbia a greater shit hole then it alredy is.

let me define what it means to be serb, cause u just aint gettin through ur head
to be serb is to be a rapist, a good for nothing citizen in a good for nothing country filled with good for nothing, box headed ugly people, with no moral values

lol we belong in europe more then u fukn cocksukers do.

this wasnt a rhetoric question
what use would a country be if all they do is start wars, rape, kill etc?
ill answer it for u..
NOTHING!

i seem to b repeating myself but u serb fags get the picture.

i wish death to all u serbs
im out of here
ALBANIA FOREVER!!!!!!
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davor222, on 2/25/2006 12:08:38 AM
Total Posts: 3, Joined: 2/24/2006
Hitman,
Who said I was a Serb, cause I ain't.
And you've defined what an Albanian is:
A sperratic idiot... who is obviously retarded because his mother is his sister. Its funny how all you can say is "Serbs are cocksukers, fags, rapists, killers, warstarters, etc".
Albanians are NOTHING! Your ethnicity is not even 100 years old. You probably have a tribe that you can track back another 100. Your country was created because Italians were scared of Serbia having too much coast line. These are FACTS! Lets see you come up with some.
I know many stereotypes for Albanians, I hate to bring myself to your petty level, but its the only way you'll understand what I'm trying to say.
To be Albanian is to be an incest-ridden, drug-smuggling, country-that-is-NOT-yours-invading DISEASE. Albanians are a fucking BACTERIA, and a harmful one too. It won't be long till the rest of the World realizes it too.
I've said all I need to, you get the point. I will not respond to any more of your mindless ranting.
PEACE!
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cbri01, on 2/25/2006 5:55:46 AM
Total Posts: 3, Joined: 2/21/2006
I give up...
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doesntgiveashit, on 2/25/2006 9:26:37 AM
Total Posts: 0, Joined: 2/25/2006
I just lost some valuable time reading this peace of shit, and I'm going to lose some more just for writing this post... I mean, for heavens sake, my scroll bar is smaller than a dot over here! And for what? A topic that has the title "Pencil in penis"...? This topic just proves that SOME people from the Balkans are dumb enough to start a war between each other just because of a "Serbs are dumb man w00t!", or a similar post!

GET A LIFE!
I could be doing something much more productive right now than reading this garbage... And I will do just that once I click on the "Submit" button and get this over with.

And for all you jerks out there, please DO NOT judge the people of one country by just reading a few posts! C'mon, a guy stuck a pencil up his dick and suddenly, every Serbian child, mother, father, scientist, doctor, professor, student, etc. is a complete waist of organs and should be killed! If that's how you judge people, then go outside in your back yard and shoot yourself in the head.

@Hitman
After reading your stupid posts, (no offence man, but they really are stupid) I have concluded that your only argument against the Serbian people are "They put pencils in their dicks", "they kill Albanians", "they never heard about viagra" and "they rape women for fun"! Heck, if that really is your opinion, then Nikola Tesla should have been shot long ago because he is Serbian, even before he provided people with electricity! (Think about it - how many people have been killed during these wars? How many of them could have invented something, how many could find a cure for a major disease?)

And while all of you bitches here talk about slaughtering Albanians, Serbs, Croats, Muslims, etc., you can't seem to realize that you don't have an idea what you are talking about! Have you ever been in war? Did you ever get the chance to smell the "wonderful" odor of some person's brain that is splattered on a bloody wall? GUESS NOT! So STFU! You can't kill a Serbian mother of 2 children because some Serbian dickheads decided that it would be a nice gag if they would shoot an Albanian mother of 2 children!

FUCK RELIGION, FUCK NATIONALITY AND FUCK YOUR, so called, "PRIDE" IF YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF IT! (HECK, IF YOU ARE A RELIGIOUS PERSON, READ YOUR BIBLE, KORAN OR WHATEVER AND MEMORIZE THE PART WHERE IT IS FORBIDDEN TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!)


SCREW YOU!
LIVE AND LET LIVE!


PS:
If Albanians intend to keep Kosovo (or "Kosova", whatever), then:

1) Don't try to kill every non-Albanian person that passes by
2) Provide electricity (HOSPITALS IN KOSOVO ARE OUT OF POWER!!! DOCTORS CURRENTLY OPERATE ON PEOPLE BY USING FLASHLIGHTS AND THEY DO THEIR PAPERWORK WITH CANDLES IN FRONT OF THEM!!!)
3) Stop demolishing Churches or Monasteries
4) Stop people from bombing anything they don't fancy

Sounds simple? Well, you aren't adopting a kitten, you are getting a country! Are you responsible enough to handle it? Sorry, but currently - 100% NOT!

Oh, and finally, regarding the actual topic:
OUCH! That guy really isn't the brightest pickle in the jar!
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Daum, on 2/26/2006 7:34:00 AM
Total Posts: 5, Joined: 2/22/2006
Brightest pickle in the jar?
His posts just prove what albania is...
Like someone said few posts back...a virus.
Serbs rape women?
What women?
Albanians multiplyed in tousands in couple of years. This proves the theory "My momma is my sister"
I have been in Dubai, an islamic, muslim town, filled with mosqes...Yet there are jew churches and no one torches their homes or churches.
They respect each others.
Albanians torch Serbian churches, desecrate Serbian graves, and kill children.
I speak this from visual experience since all this is filmed by TV networks.
This just proves how barbaric their people is.
They will be cleansed, they just don't know it.
America is on their side only to smuggle drugs and weapons...How did they get their AK's anyway?
So suck my long Serbian dick Hitman! And your whole 1,500.000.00 member family.
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Daum, on 2/26/2006 6:19:14 PM
Total Posts: 6, Joined: 2/22/2006
Oh, i almost forgot, that Albanian granny fucker said he's proud of his flag!!!
Albanian flag derived from Serbian, Serbian flag has a double headed eagle and Albanians only painted the eagle in black and background in red. Red and black - colours of Satan.
So simple and fucking pathetic....
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imanamericananddamnproudofit, on 3/8/2006 4:41:31 PM
Total Posts: 0, Joined: 3/8/2006
I'm not very educated on all your little civil war problems because us Americans have more important things to learn about in school than what happened in Serbia yesterday. The only person who ever mentioned anything about it to me was my global studies teacher, Mr Ebner, but he has a mail-order bride from China so nobody really cares about him or his opinion.

AMERICANS invented Viagra (and the like) so that people less fortunate than us wouldn't have deal with things like erection "problems." Personally, as an American, I don't see why the rest of the world has such a big problem with us. The only logic I see behind all your hatred is the fact that our fathers and our fathers worked their asses off so that we could be better off (might I say a tad bit smarter) than the rest of the world, especially better than third-world, war-perversed (like my American vocabulary *wink wink*), countries such as Serbia.

I'm actually surprised to see that some native Serbs left some comments on this discussion considering that AMERICANS inventned the internet and that we should be the only ones good enough to use it. (Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Before you know we'll be coming to bomb all your lameass contries that diss America just like we did to Saddam)

Long live America!
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Daum, on 3/12/2006 4:45:19 AM
Total Posts: 7, Joined: 2/22/2006
imanamericananddamnproudofit, you just proved what all of us already knew, that americans are pathetic loosers whose children can't watch action movies or video games till they're 18, just to keep them from grabbing daddy's gun and killing everyone in school....HA Ha!
Americans invented the internet?
You better check your head for that. Check your mommy's too...Bombing, i can't wait to see another WTC fireworks show.....I wonder what could be next? The White House?
We hope you'll choke on anthrax bombs soon....
And Americans didn't invent Viagra, Shit-Eater...

fathers and our fathers worked their asses off so that we could be better off (might I say a tad bit smarter)

No, you can't say "a tad smarter", cause that would make you smart enough to distinct food from dog crap...
And your daddys did what?
Kill indians? Wage Civil Wars?
You make me laugh how stupid you are!!!!!!!!!
Fuck america, hope Bin-Laden makes a hole out of your country!!!
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Immigrant, on 4/4/2007 1:13:37 PM
Total Posts: 328, Joined: 11/19/2006
LMAO I can't shout this enough!!!!!!!!!!!1
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