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Iran Navy Makes Show of Force Off U.S. Coast (Parody)  

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In a show of force Iran today moved 3 large aircraft carriers and several assault ships off the Potomac near Washington DC today. While the ships were doing exercises in International waters Washington was disturbed by the proximity of such overwhelming military forces. The armada has over 20,000 Iranian Freedom Warriorswho are carrying out exercises off the coast of DC and New York.


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meh., on 5/24/2007 11:24:37 AM
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LOL, Iranian aircraft carrier. I'm guessing a raft full of seagulls...

Wait, that's the Canadian navy.
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hodzact, on 5/24/2007 1:19:04 PM
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^ hahahahahahah
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SonofLiberty, on 5/24/2007 1:23:24 PM
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It's all fun and games until you get your head sawed off with a dull knife.
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bulshoy, on 5/24/2007 1:30:55 PM
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"Wait, that's the Canadian navy."

We wish. It'd just be a raft. We tried to buy used seagulls from Britain, but they all caught on fire and sunk.
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BigTse, on 5/24/2007 1:34:22 PM
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The seagulls bulshoy? Don't you mean the beavers?
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Darkn3ss, on 5/24/2007 2:11:02 PM
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fishing boat full of people who think they can fly?
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seahawks76, on 5/24/2007 2:11:50 PM
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^hah! But the question is did you use those burning seagulls to light your spliffs?
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Immaculate1, on 5/24/2007 2:21:36 PM
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meh, LoL!
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Fido, on 5/24/2007 2:21:37 PM
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How'd they get through Customs?
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davethebrit, on 5/24/2007 2:37:05 PM
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They've come to steal the remaining sand from Miami Beach.
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