Today is no gonna be good if i leave the comfort of my sofa...mothers gonna have to make me some din-dins :D
Right, so i guess whoever is reading this is thinking, "wtf!? What could be so scary? other than woman drivers??" Well i'll tell ya...the 12th of July! Ya see I'm from Northern Ireland, and today, the protestants celebrate something (i cant remember what)and they have marching bands and shit, going through the streets.
So now you're probably thinking, "Aw thats not scary, its people having a good time", well you are wrong! People over here have a good time on the 12th by getting drunk and starting house fires and fights.
At 9 o'clock this morning, i was happily sleeping, and dreaming about being cooked some Bacon by Carmen Electra, then all of a sudden i hear bagpipes,drums and the footsteps of a thousand(over-exaggeration) angry men! Its pretty scary when its right outside your bedroom window!
But these guys always seem to know when there is a non-protestant about, like i am atheist, and if i was to walk out that door, their noses would go on the fritz and they'd come over and beat me with the drumsticks and babies!
So, this my first blog, lets hope it aint my last! Have a good day!