Title says it all really
Well as much as i love womans, i also hate them quite a bit too. And i know alot of guys do too! So here's my own little list of things that make me mad:
They dont laugh at funny jokes;
Right anytime i make a funny joke infront of my girlfriend, she hits me and huffs with me, like wtf!? Since when did womans think they had the power to huff, when they are wasting time not makin me a samwich? I admit they're jokes at her, but they are all in good fun! But its alright about 10 mins later cos she comes back and apologizes and makes me a cheese/bacon samwich :D
When they call themselves fat;
This has got to be the biggest peeve of mine atm! Cos all i hear from my girlfriend, is "im so fat" or "look at my buddha belly", i actually got so fed up with telling her shes not, that i told her ," yeah, you need to lose a bit dnt ya chubchubs, so while your in the kitchen decidin what you cant eats no more, make me samwich" there was no cheese/bacon samwich for me that day :(
When they make you feel so small;
Was walking with my woman one day, then all of a sudden she turned to me and went "what would you do in a fight?" and i said "i'd do the smart thing,defend my face then run" and she retaliated with "uck your such a pussy!" >:O >:O >:O
She may aswell have turned to me and said "Your no Batman!" then i couldve turned and said "I might not be no Batman, but if i was i could sure smack that "fat" out of ye!"
In short, womans, you make us(me)like crap! And Batman is real mans, and bacon and cheese makes best samwich evar! Werd, yeo!
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