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How my world almost came crashing down around me in 1-3 seconds.
Now before anyone judges me based on the title (too late maybe?), I just want to let you all know, I am a decent looking guy, in my opinion not great, but I know I'm not bad, and I do pretty well with the opposite sex.
I'm 19 years old and at university where I am with in the legal drinking age. I have have so far about 8 or 9 girlfriends, 3 (including my current one as it's getting serious atm) which I considered kinda serious.
I've just finnished my first year of university which is practicaly the party year, in one of the UK's best student cities simple because of it's nightlife (Newcastle upon Tyne - 2 universities down the road from each other+ alot of clubs with cheap deals = alot of hot drunk student girls) and it is only from June that me and my current girlfriend, who I had a couple 'trials'with from Easter Vacation, but holded off going out with her till I finnished first year so I wouldn't cheat and would calm down at uni, are getting serious.
But where as I have a house in Newcastle for when at uni, she stays at home with her parents still and comutes to uni. Which sucks cause she can't always stay at mine.
Basicaly tonight has been a relization of someone who I forgot about, until tonight that is. Someone that I didn't need to much at uni and just drifted out of my head temporaly. Someone that when I couldn't take it anymore, they were there to help. Someone that was to even entertain me. They would give and give and give, and never asked for anything in return other than cleaning.
Now they say 'Man's' best friend is the dog, but I was bit by a dog once and although I still like them, they really arn't, since some people are cat people. But I will reveal to you who really is MAN'S best friend.
Everyone knows Palm, to some people she is left handed, other people she is right handed, or to some other people she is a he ;) (don't worry I don't hate
for that, just not my style)
Now until tonight I've been having enough sex to satisfy my urges recently and at uni it was the same, but after being out in the car for a few hours driving about and shit with my girlfriend, I have to say I was turned on.
That would mainly be due to the fact I had tonsilitus the last few days which motivated me to write a block about gay isp's, and was bed ridden and havent seen her since like Tuesday, so 6 days with nothing atall, I felt on the level of a monk. By nothing I mean only 2 shakes when taking a piss and everything.
So tonight when she says about she can't stay and that I can't stay at hers, I am ready to get med-evil on her ass for leading me on, whore. I drop her off home, before reversing out of the driveway, I think of some simple true words 'Just say Suprise', but decide to go home and play some Football Manager 2008 since I'm doing pretty well in it while I've been sick.
I'm playing FM2008 and after a few hours think i may
go to bed early cause I need to get up to do stuff tomorrow morning and then go out shopping with the said whore. (already 4:20am)
I turn off FM2008 and spot a pair of headphones leading to persumably my Zen. I then have a sudden moment of clarity that seems like only could be inspired of something of god-esk importance (if i believed in god i would just say god).
It says 'Behold your headphones, laptop and internet, they are your most powerful tools when people are also in the house sleeping.'
"But what Mysterious being, what is the purpose of these."
'WWW.SPANKWIRE.COM'
"Thanks Mysterious being!"
So I open opera my perfared browsing tool until I need to check out a ytmnd, and loads up with the normal few threats I watch on forums, few shoutwire pages and others, I eagerly hit the new tab button and type in www.spankwire.com and hit enter.
Now some people will be asking why no downloaded, others say why a laptop and I will answer said questions. I got this laptop for free cause I have adhd which apparently this will help me with in lectures?? but it was free so of course I took it, and because of lack of need for porn at uni any time I did I would stream from a site like spankwire since it would be a 1 time use.
So back to the story, the page loads up and it's different to what I remember it being but think 'been a while probs new entrance page', I click on I agree and in I go.
Then when the next page loads up I see it's one of those gay search redirect pages that show you relevant links down the side to what your looking for, and straight away panic sets off in my mind. Terrified I am uncertain to use a dodgier site instead or to just load up bittorrent and download one.
As I go to type in a torrent web address I notice it's ended in .co.uk, simple mistake, and think to myself 'Maybe it's only .com', sorry did I say think to my self? I meant praying to Mythical being that there is a .com one up.
Quick change to .com and hit go return and the good old page as I knew it is back, except I assume with new video's, and as we speak it is still in another tab along with this filthy blog.
So to end a hectic and panic filled night with it's up's and down's (hopefully ending in an up ;) I bid you all farewell and for those people who know palm well, congratulations, and for those who don't, coming (teehee) from someone who forgot about her for a while, I look forward meeting her again tonight and think everyone should do the same.
Night x
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