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These are my 5 reasons why the UK sucks, and why Americans should open there eyes and relise just how lucky they are.


1) We pay the most for petrol then any other country in the world...Which most of us can't actually afford yet screaming and whining about it makes no difference.


2) GET THIS AMERICANS!!!.....Our public transport is a pile of dogshit and it cost's as much or even more to take the bus from my house to town, then it would to take my car. Considering it's only 11 miles!...And let's take into account our country is like 30x smaller then yours we have to pay £100 ($199) to travel from Oxford to London, by train which is only about 30 miles. And for the life of me I don't know where you got the information of our public transport being excellent, becuase you have been grossly misinformed.


3) We have the highest rate of teenage pregnancy then any other country. Probably due to the fact we are surrounded by Poor, Uneducated Chav's with no ambitions who spend tax payers money on fags and booze.


4) This country is a dump site!...Iv'e got a house in Florida, and everytime I go there it's like Heaven. I think I saw a plastic bag once on the road once which someone then made the effort to pick up!. If you ever come to England please email me if you ever see someone do that becuase they should be rewarded!.


5) We have to pay a rediculous amount of tax on basically everything!. Lets start by listing them:
Income Tax, National Insurance, Car Tax, Perks Tax, Petrol Tax, VAT. And im sure theres more....But that basically equates to about 70-75% of our income is just taken by tax. The poorer you are the better. If you make over £30k you might as well give up in life.


Thank you for listening to my rant. I hope that clears up why the rest of the world should be smiling, Becuase in the UK we have a reaosn not to.


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DavidG, on 6/21/2007 4:22:47 PM
Total Posts: 49, Joined: 1/26/2006
Tomorrow i finish my A-Levels. There is point to this: British Universities are the dogs bollocks (i.e. there proper 'ench - they're good)
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xxigodzixx, on 6/21/2007 7:25:20 PM
Total Posts: 223, Joined: 10/28/2006
I hope no idiot from the US tries to "defend" us by arguing over which country sucks more.

It's like arguing over who has a worse life, but in the end, no one pities you, they just think you are retarded.
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supferrets, on 6/21/2007 7:42:21 PM
Total Posts: 46, Joined: 8/18/2006
Bullshit. The UK has Emma Watson, that makes up for anything bad in your country.

How's this sound: we'll trade you the US transportation system, PLUS we'll throw in a few Segways, if we can get Emma Watson. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
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NoGGy35, on 6/21/2007 11:33:21 PM
Total Posts: 196, Joined: 8/27/2006
.......You probably won't believe me. But since I live in Oxford...I have the great pleasure of knowing that stuck up bitch. My best mate went out with her for 7 months. She has to be the biggest bitch ever on the face of the planet. And just to add some proof. My mates name is "James Utechin" which he will be playing a part in the movie. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2268716/

But if you really want her. Take her
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wambo, on 6/22/2007 8:14:59 AM
Total Posts: 28, Joined: 6/15/2007
"I got only one reason I need why the UK and that is NONE OF Y'ALL MOTHAFUCKAS CAN WRITE! I mean, god damn, for YEARS on the internet I've been asking if anyone else notices that brits squash their own language worse than anyone else and not everybody notices, but I think after this article they will start to know."

We British folk invented the language and we can do wot the fuk wi wont wit it muvafucca!!!!
You americans twist the language:-
Autumn......fall. Fall my ass wot the fuck is fall?!!
Colour......color. Its fucking colour you lazy bastards!

i cud go on
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Scootro, on 6/22/2007 10:14:19 AM
Total Posts: 1052, Joined: 11/5/2005
Horrible grammar. I edited the description though.
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omegared, on 6/22/2007 10:41:09 AM
Total Posts: 28, Joined: 4/13/2006
Keyword. Owned. Which means use to. Not anymore. What about the cameras in England though? I would think that would be my number 1. Here in the states i only need to pay about 30bucks for unlimited bus rides for 1 month. Next year the light rail will be in place. And i will be able to go evverywhere for noooothing
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boimerz, on 6/22/2007 1:49:04 PM
Total Posts: 7, Joined: 5/19/2006
not all enghland is dirty but when i came back from US to london it looked like a real dump. and trian is so fuckin expensive, but i can always cheat that with my illegal FREEEDDDDDOMMMM PASSSSSSS, havent payed for bus or train since 2005 and i use it every day. yet england is were i was bornand ever tho its not my mother country and i have travelled around a lot, england will always be home.
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7egend, on 6/22/2007 3:58:04 PM
Total Posts: 125, Joined: 4/10/2007
@meh

I love your UK kick ass points. You are the Hero of the day.
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waffleman, on 6/23/2007 9:51:31 AM
Total Posts: 645, Joined: 4/8/2006
Five reasons why Canada Rocks!
1. We don't have talking Cctv lamp posts, or orange alerts! Instead of glorious songs and Anthems roaring out myths about freedom, we just are!!
2. Our idea of military is not to go around the World killing unsuspecting people. It's peace keeping.
3. Canada has resources up to our ass. While America and Britain destroy the world to try and keep their dieing empires afloat, Canada can rely on our own resources for an eternity,(almost).
4. Canada has the most powerful military in the world. One which will defend us at the drop of a dime, and we don't have to pay a dime for it. Unfortunately its controlled by a nut until next year,and stationed just south of our Border, but we'll live with it.
5. While others reminisce about their former glory, Canada is positioned to take the number one spot in a few decades.
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