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The 'Emo Girl' Who Was Pwned by The Intarwebs   

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First off let me say, I am just sharing this story with you as I found it interesting to watch unfold. I’m just cataloguing the events so you can get all of the information from one place. Don’t shoot the messenger!



Our story begins when Youtube user; xxprincesspunkxx aka Jennifer Da Costa, posted a video response to a Fox News special she recently saw on ‘National Emo kid Beatdown day’. (You should start by watching this video as the whole story won’t make sense otherwise.)

Here’s the original video as reposted by wobblebottom, cheers buddy:





As you can see, this “self-proclaimed spokesperson for the Emo Movement", rants and raves incoherently about how ‘her group’ are similar to that of oppressed ethnic groups. She contradicts her self many times and then proceeds to cry about it all. Then actually posts the video on the internet. Some might say she asked for it and that she thoroughly deserved what came next.



Fast forward to July ’07 when internet users un-earthed the video, as it was linked from person to person, group to group, it wasn’t long before a large faction of Youtube users had rallied against her in her whiny crybaby beliefs.
Needless to say the ownage kept flooding in, most noteable people who had found her on Myspace and face-book, and how they started taking some of her pictures and adding humorous captions to them and print screening ones from the original video and doing the same. Special thanks to IIscottyII who put together a compilation of these pictures for all to see:






Even more lulz were had at her expense when people managed to get hold of her cell phone number and began prank calling her at late hours of ‘9.30’ in the evening…
Thanks to gregthesac for providing this video:







Sooner or later she had enough of the cruel, unforgiving beast of the internet torturing her, so as of 7/17/07, xxprincesspunkxx aka Jennifer Da Costa deleted all her Youtube videos she’d been making since she was 14 years old. She made one last ‘goodbye’ video which along with the original video has survived on the internet through wobblebottom, thanks again buddy:





So, she finally gave up. Some traces of her on the internet have been removed by her, yet a lot can still be found on her on the internet today. Such as her Myspace and Face-book and some other internet profiles she made on various sites.



I want to end this with a question, why was this girl targeted? She isn’t the only, in face she’s not even the first person to rant and rave on the internet in defense of Emo and scene kids, why was she the only girl to be really singled out and made fun of? Was it because of her many laughable contradictions? Or was it because she made a video of herself actually crying and leaving it unedited on Youtube?

No.

It was because she had a massive bum chin. A massive one.



I hope you enjoyed the her story, it just goes to show how unforgiving and unrelenting the internet is. This girl is probably the most hated non-famous girl in the world. In a matter of hours she was transformed from a whiny cry-baby into the internets verbal punching bag.



Thanks for reading.










Heres a link to her Encyclopedia Dramatica page, which includes more external links and some noteable quotes by her.





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samxmas888, on 7/26/2007 12:00:15 PM
Total Posts: 486, Joined: 4/16/2006
Get along or I will "box the shit out of you"

LMAO
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Fido, on 7/26/2007 12:15:18 PM
Total Posts: 1725, Joined: 1/3/2007
What do you expect from a 14 year old, Hamlet's Soliloquy?
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supferrets, on 7/26/2007 12:17:31 PM
Total Posts: 118, Joined: 8/18/2006
Funniest thing I've seen all day. BUMCHIN! Shouted.

Also, I would probably tap that. Old enough to cross the street, old enough to get hit.
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thePwninator, on 7/26/2007 12:39:52 PM
Total Posts: 17, Joined: 4/18/2007
Big effin' L-O-L.

In Canada, we should beat the shit out of emo kids. All that bitch does is contradict herself. Someone really should step up and box her.

"We (emos) have never ever done anything to you."
Really... Opening your logic lacking mouthes. Creating utterly pathetic music. Copy-catting goth and punk "styles". And lastly, buggin' the world.

It's funny how she says everyone hates on them because of how they look and not how they act. It's not how they look, it's how they act!!

example.
"If I could knock a hole in everyone's head that ever hated on emos, i'd cause a lot of concussions" ... You made little sense, AND contradicted yourself. More like if your putting holes in peoples heads they'll die. So much for her whole emo-non-violent attitude.

Emo = poser = annoying.

Poser because they fake their "anguish", yet they've never watched their friends get shot. She said her pain was caused by 3 of her friends committing suicide. Maybe, instead of sitting there like an idiot she could have tried to help her friends. Although, if I was her friend I'd probably kill myself too. They also try to dress like goths and punks. You can't just copy other styles and call it "your own movement".

No wonder we call them posers. They're just copy-cats with nothing of their own trying to belong to something that doesn't even exist.

I'm embarrassed that she's a Canadian. In fact, I'm embarrassed that any emos are even human. I'm not a fan of Country music, or the Rap/Hip-Hop scene, but it's hands-down better than being emo. Anything is. Probably even being dead... which is why they probably cut themselves!

P.S. "Giant movement" my ass. Giant movement maybe if you only look at some of the USA and Canada. There's still the rest of the friggin' world, which is mostly lacking in emo-retards.

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Fleck, on 7/26/2007 12:40:00 PM
Total Posts: 717, Joined: 12/15/2005
Shut up bitch bladadadadaaa
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thePwninator, on 7/26/2007 12:46:26 PM
Total Posts: 18, Joined: 4/18/2007
I almost forgot. Simple Plan is the worst fucking band in the world. I wish Solid Snake was real used his new groin crush move on every single one of those fags. Then again, they'd probably enjoy it so much that they cut themselves with rusty razors.

If they died (along with that other emo shitfests like Good Charlotte, or Alexisonfire) I think emo would cease to exist.
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Neutralist, on 7/26/2007 1:11:25 PM
Total Posts: 967, Joined: 12/18/2005
Poor girl. All she wanted was love and unity.
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PotHEAD, on 7/26/2007 1:12:12 PM
Total Posts: 340, Joined: 5/20/2007
the great thing is that you geeks actually took time and made all of this stuff hahahaha! Stupid assholes..

She is stupid as the ppl who made this and cared..
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thePwninator, on 7/26/2007 1:19:57 PM
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If she wanted love and unity, seeking it without hostility might help... You can't preach love and unity if you're going around telling people you're going to "Fucking box them".

If only they started teaching logic in schools...
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Neutralist, on 7/26/2007 1:27:59 PM
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pwnator, it was a rant from a 15 year old girl, you missed that part of logic. She said she would box them in retaliation, hopefully next time your on the street, someone bashes you because of the colour of your shirt, and by your logic, you will just stand there and take it? Goodgame.
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