Because half the time nothing on this god damn site works. I submitted this yesterday and the database got all fucked up somehow. So once again, here.

I;m working on a news site with a twist to it. Need trolls to help me out.

A short explanation of why this will be my last editorial on this site for the next two years

If this site isn't fixed in one week, I'm offering my resignation.

Yep, real life people who wear masks and 'fight crime'. lulz will be plenty in this one...

My short rant on people who make my penis hurt.

Hi. I am the man you hate. The guy who was fucking your ex-girlfriend before you...

As promised, for the millions... and millions...

No doubt you have heard of the 'Conficker" worm and its supposed release today. What you don't know... is why I did it.

When in doubt about what to write, rewrite something you already wrote.

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Read on to find out what the old pirate ninja has in mind for this one...

Maybe if I put tits in the description you would read it?

My angry rant against this stupid fucking book people are making so much of lately. If any of you faggots have read it, you will not be allowed to chop wood ever again.

New shit is coming. Click this article to find out what it is and how you can help. Also, fuck Chuck Norris. Also, as promised, at the end there are tits.

Details about what we are looking for inside...

I swear it is not herpes. Or cocks. Or a mixture of the two. And if I wasn't pretty shit drunk right now, there is no way I would post this shit.

Click on this article, and Scarlett Johansson will suck your balls...

All trolling aside, this is the real reason behind my decision to sign up as cannon fodder for the US Army.

I signed up for the Army recently to kick in doors. Hopefully, it will be one of you bastards that owns the door.